I could start fires with what I feel for you.– Fires, David Ramirez (via klonazepam)
trishhyy: when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
ohaayitskee: i actually like asshole couples best like the couples that pick on each other so much and call each other names but it’s okay because you know they’re actually totally in love and none of it is meant in a mean way and every insult is punctuated by a sweet comment to remind the other how much they actually adore them and i’m sorry but there isn’t anything cuter ok
phoenixwrong: lora-does-things: So I don’t know if you knew but there are these new mouthwash bottles. And when you squeeze the bottle the top fills up. “Drink” it… And no more will come out. So here’s my proposition… YOU WILL NEVER NEED A SHOT GLASS AGAIN YOUR MOVE ALCOHOL INDUSTRY woah that’s brilliant
stravaganza: chasing-snitches-in-the-tardis: hungarian: if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon The Four Elemelons. Avatar: The Last Melonbender.
b-nksy: I think taylor swift should walk in while kim kardashian is in labor and say “hey kanye i know you’re having a baby and all, but i just wanted to say that beyonce had the best baby of all time
shady-brain-farm: I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.
underboobprince: the fact that i have to choose between my grades and my own mental and physical health is really fucked up
villere: a-lifeless-face: I think on March 5th we should have tumblr day and everyone who has a blog should draw a “t” on there hand somewhere for the day but no one outside of tumblr can know about this and when we see each other we can just smile and fangirl together over everything just an idea yeah everyone please make this happen by reblogging the shit out of this ok bye is this...